Being a startup office manager is … well, an adventure to say the least. Somedays you feel like you rule the roost, and are the HBIC, while other times you feel like you’re herding cats in an insane asylum, looking around thinking, “how is this real life?” Sound familiar? Then here are 22 scenarios you might relate to.
1. You always fear what you’re coming into Monday mornings. #WeJustWantedToSeeWhatWouldHappen
2. And you often feel more like a babysitter than an Office Manager.
3. You opt to shame people that still print anything … “um, we’re a green, paperless office”
4. You can’t remember how to use anything other than Apple products.
5. And you can multitask better than anyone you know, especially with a beer in your hand.
6. You charge more to your corporate AMEX in a week than you make in a year.
7. Nothing startup engineers do can surprise you at this point …
9. Sometimes you’re more of an Event Planner …
10. And you can come up with ANY reason to party at lunch, or throw a happy hour.
11. You’re also basically a lawyer.
12. You are expected to have the answer to everything.
13. And you do everything in your power not to respond, “Hold on, let me Google that for you …”
14. You don’t think it’s strange to have a ping pong table in the office.
15. Or a robot, a kegerator, a bar, a chef, a dog, a masseuse, a nap room, etc
16. You have an app for almost everything.
17. Including one that will order food for everyone in the office at any time, day or night.
18. And you now just pay people to do all of your personal chores.
19. You hear more complaints than the mother of a teenager.
20. And you do everything in your power to smile, nod, and be sympathetic to their drama.
21. Yet, you continue to come to work everyday with a smile.
22. Because at the end of the day, your job rocks.
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