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14 Brutally Honest Quotes From The Office

#NinjaLife has it ups and downs, and to illustrate that, we’ve put together some of our favorite brutally honest (and amusing) quotes from the office.

1. Wish I would have seen that one coming.


2. #SorryNotSorry

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3. Wish this was true.


4. Let me text you about that tweet you sent me.


5. #WineDownWednesday #NoShame


6. … and dancing with them at Burning Man.


7. All day … every day … those three phrases … amirite?


8. My throne.


9. And I pretend to care about our office Fantasy Football league because they actually pay me for that.


10. #NinjaLife


11. As long as I get a chance to eat my wafel.


12. And that’s why there is Seamless.


13. I can add “managing expectations” to my resume right?


14. There goes my hopes and dreams.


Got a quote that you think embodies your work-life or office? Share in the comments below!


  1. Thank you for the smiles this morning! #13 is being shared with all the work peeps as I type.

    1. Glad we made you smile! Be sure to enter our calendar giveaway which features all of these quotes!

      1. Holy wow! I can now say I am a ‘winner-winner-chicken-dinner’. Thank you so much for the EXTRA smiles upon learning I would get one of your awesome calendars. Thank you!!

  2. I think #5 will start tomorrow around here!

  3. #1 could be our motto.

    Is #14 misspelled on purpose?

    1. Keeping you guys on your toes. Just kidding, made the change. Thanks, Melissa!

  4. I read them over and over again. number 11 so true!!!!!

    1. You just needed that moment, that moment when it’s just you and your pumpkin spice latte… :)

  5. I love them all and can’t wait to share them! We can all use a little humor in our otherwise hectic day.

    1. Glad you enjoyed the post! It definitely is hard to pick a favorite!

  6. These are priceless. I especially like #1. Thanks for the laugh and the quick break.

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